Alex☿
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I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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The Magician
I: “Incidentally, what on earth do you intend to achieve with your
magic?”
Φ: “I am alive, as you see.”
I: “Other old men are, too.”
Φ: “Yes, but have you seen how?”
I: “Well, admittedly it was not a pleasant sight. Incidentally, time has
left its mark on you, too.”
Φ: “I know.”
I: “So, what gives you the advantage?”
Φ: “It doesn’t exactly meet the eye.”
I: “What kind of advantage doesn’t meet the eye?”
Φ: “I call that magic.”
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Syrup 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55am 
I saw Norman Reedus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I went to pay for my stuff I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Monster Energies in his hands.
The girl at the counter was professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to not hear, but eventually turned around and brought them to the counter.
[flchans] Naomimimimi 26 Oct, 2018 @ 6:43am 
Cute ✓ Boy ✓✓✓
[flchans] Naomimimimi 23 Oct, 2018 @ 11:58am 
Lil Uzi Vert
Höllenfeuer 8 Feb, 2018 @ 9:58pm 
are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.

all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
I am one cool bunny 4 Sep, 2017 @ 1:28pm 
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dat means ur one of us now

repost this to 5 of ur fav ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or u'll be banished
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