welcome to my profile
my name is steve
in game and online and stuff you can call me servrz
i dont enjoy much, but one of the things i do enjoy is games
and also milk
and hashbrowns
and mozzarella sticks
and chicken parmesan
and making videos on my channel youtube.com/@servrz
and streaming on twitch.tv/kidservrz
shameless plugs
heres a list of stuff describing me and facts about me and things ive done and stuff idk
im a 19 year old kid from jersey, and im currently in college. i play games, listen to music, and watch college football in my free time, among other things
my favorite games include rainbow six siege, minecraft, and persona 3 and 5
i play a lot of siege, been gunning on there since velvet shell. so 8 years now. christ almighty
i have a 1.5 kd in siege, i main ash and ela (user is "servrz." if you wanna check stats)
ash is my all-time goat. though far from what she once was, she still lets me get into the building at mach ♥♥♥♥ and beam people. with that being said, i will never give up the r4-c you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands
ela is cracked imo. the scorpion might have some kick, but the blazing fire rate gives me the ability to roam around the map and mow people down with haste. the grzmots are basically super prox alarms, so theyre great for flank watch on the roam and sometimes slowing attacker entry to site. ela be goated
i like buck on attack too, the c8 slaps and he's super flexible. the shotgun lets me break barricades and hatches, make rotations, or play the vert. i can entry and play with controlled aggression. he's more of a ranked pick though bc a solo ash entry is not exactly the most team-oriented strategy
i can also never go wrong with vigil on defense. the cloak is a game changer when i roam, and it's super clutch when ya know they got a drone or two on you. and the k1a hits different. gotta love the invisible ♥♥♥♥
mozzie is slowly growing on me as well. the commando is lowkey a goated gun, and using the pests to deny drones from hunting me on my roam is incredibly useful
other than ela, vigil, and mozzie though i don't have anyone on defense that i really "enjoy" playing. i think most defenders are pretty boring. attackers are so much more fun
1x plat in steel wave and 1x gold in void edge, might never play ranked again actually
so i played ranked again, currently peak plat 4 in ranked 2.0. not as washed as i thought, feelin good
also 2x gold in chimera and para bellum on xbox, finally got the charms for those seasons on pc thanks to cross progression
outside of siege, i love persona. i got probably about halfway through the original persona 5 in middle school, but just kinda forgot about it and didn't finish the game
i just got royal on steam, and quite simply i'm hooked. i can't wait to play the rest of the series
the only point of concern is that ive somehow sunk over 140 hours into p5r over the span of two weeks. send psychiatric help please
BY THE MYRIAD TRUTHS
anyways, now that all my favorites are covered ill just yammer on with random thoughts about other games and game-related things
black ops cold war was kinda ez tho, i SLAPPED mfs on there
so was mw2 not gonna lie
except the atomgrad raid, took us 3 hours to complete
we did the second one too and got like 35 mins. then we reran the first and got 30 or so. we're good with this ♥♥♥♥ now
third raid took us a little while but we got it done. the part with the code in the electric water is what took us so long
started the fourth raid at one point and my pc crashed in the middle of it. i punched a hole in my desk and we gave up
i think there was another raid that came out but we didn't even finish the fourth, and mw3 came out shortly after. i hear it's a total heap of doodoo ass
payday 2 is a timeless classic, until payday 3 comes out which will be absolute fire
PAYDAY 3 HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FOR 2023 LETS GOOOOOOO
the payday 3 gameplay trailer gives me a stiffy
it's out. can't wait to get it and play with greg for old times sake
apparently payday 3 is not that good, so i am sorely disappointed
i was in the top 1.9% of csgo players for kd ratio for some reason, peaked at #4441 (with a 2.46 kd)
i mean i don't know how it happened, i barely even play and i have no idea what i'm doing
cs2 is about to go hard when i start cheating
my legal team has advised me to inform you that the prior statement was a joke
been doing this gaming ♥♥♥♥ since before i could talk by the way. i was chewing on a dualshock 2 controller before my teeth grew in, im not even kidding i have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ picture of it
speaking of consoles, before i built my pc, i played on xbox one, ps4, xbox 360, switch, ps2, the wii, and my old 3ds. i also have a gaming laptop that i used before i got the pc, but it is currently rather broken
also we got a ps5. ghost of tsushima kinda slaps
got god of war ragnarok too, that game is goated
speaking of full completion i got 100% on bugsnax in a matter of like 3 days before my xbox game pass trial ran out. that was my first game i completed 100%
the second is gonna be persona 5, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ watch me
i am a nationally ranked french fry magician
voted "most likely to run a ponzi scheme" in 2nd grade
my keurig coffee machine makes good coffee usually
nevermind this ♥♥♥♥ busted it pours out so slow it takes literally 5 minutes to drop 8 ounces of coffee into the mug
GOT A NEW KEURIG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i hate people who dont know when to shut up
dont talk to me if you unironically say "no ❤️️"
funnel cake is good
so is milk. i haven't fully appreciated a good glass of milk at all in my life until very recently and i'm happy to have had an epiphany about it
i dressed up as a cow for halloween in honor of the milk
jschlatt, isaacwhy, and cr1tikal make good content
alice in chains, slipknot, linkin park, and godsmack best bands of all time
saw slipknot at msg in august. that show was LIT
most if not all skins and inventory items are up for trade
or for sale, if you want my cashapp shoot me a message on discord about it (@servrz)
ik theyre pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ items but if you want something then lmk, everything is up for negotiation
i nEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG
my dad was the 1 seed for his golf tournament a year ago, he won
he got his trophy a few months after
when you
school sucks ass
bababooey
fallout 76 is actually ok now
yknow what else is ok is starfield. i was super hype about it, i preordered it and everything. i couldn't even play anything for a month cause my pc was shot
it's not really what i expected it to be but i think that post-launch content and dlc could make it worlds better (no pun intended)
olympic gold medalist in vocab list 2 kahoot in freshman year english class with a perfect score of 15/15
4x gold, 1x silver medalist in business technology kahoots, sophomore year
WHY DID YOU PUT THE SALAD IN THE DISHWASHER
kurt cobain eating his microphone
always bet on baby bowser
mute protocol (the second version) is by far the worst event in the history of siege and it really isnt even close
i might have to take that back, rainbow is magic part 2 is arguably worse
as of brutal swarm the r4c is goated again, the casual ash god is back
and SOMEHOW IT GOT AN ACOG AGAIN???? im used to the 1x at this point so im not really gonna use it, but it feels like year 3 all over again
making sledge zofia and melusi 1 speeds was a really stupid idea
aced with warden the other day. still kinda processing this information
i did it again what the hell is going on with the mpx
i want to write more but i deeply fear the character limit. at one point i typed too much and accidentally lost a portion of things i wrote, because i didn't realize i was above the threshold. anyway, i'll be continuing this list on my tumblr at tumblr.com/servrz if you wanna read more. love you guys <3