b saved my life.

Before b, I was a college dropout working a fast food job, had relationship troubles, and my life was going downhill fast.

After b, I got a masters degree in astronomy, I have a supermodel wife (unfortunately Steam doesn't let you post pictures in reviews, but she is smoking hot), I work my dream job at NASA, and I'm good at everything I do. I decided to take up piano last month. Now I can play every part of the orchestra on the keys in Beethoven's 5th. I perform every night at some of the most prestigious venues for millions of people and always get them begging for more. People love me. And that's not even my main career.

At NASA, I'm in charge of plotting courses to the moon and Mars, and I make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. One day soon, I was told, I'll be in charge of getting a manned shuttle to the moon for the first time since 1969. I'm living the life.

Before you decide to play b, ask yourself, "Am I ready for my whole life to change in ways I'd never dreamed of, and all for the better?" If you answer yes, then b is the game for you. I expect to see you at my NASA office sometime in the near future, applying for your own dream job. That girl you've had a crush on your whole life but always b-n too afraid to ask out? You'll b married to her with 3 kids by this time next year. The possibilities are endless with b.

b isn't just a game. You don't play b. You experience it. And when you do, you'll never be able to go back to b-ing that dorky kid who sits in front of a computer playing video games for 16 hours a day with no future to look forward to and no irl friends to talk to. Instead, you'll b the person you were always meant to b, the kind your father would be proud of, and that your mother always knew you would amount to.

Take some time to truly experience b, and your life will b fulfilled.

Final Rating: $500,000 per year (minimum) / A life that you can be proud of