Ah, kind Sir or Madam, permit me to extend the warmest of felicitations upon the commencement of thy grand journey through the wondrous realm of Steam and personal computing. Truly, beginnings are akin to the dawn, full of promise and untold potential, casting their golden hues upon the canvas of our aspirations.

As thou dost embark upon this newfangled odyssey, let it be known that each click and keystroke shall usher thee into an era of unbounded possibilities. May your inventory flourish with esteemed titles and your friendships be both plentiful and virtuous.

Yours, in the spirit of auspicious beginnings and endless discovery,
Æternus