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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:44pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 10:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 6:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:34am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:49pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 10:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 7:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 11:09pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:04pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 6:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 6:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:59pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:08pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:14pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:12pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:28am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:24pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:21pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:51am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 3:01pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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