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19.0 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Relevant.
Posted 20 August, 2020.
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0.8 hrs on record
Aragami is definitely a neat concept for a stealth game, but it's too simplistic and very unpolished. The story is really lacking in depth and anything that pulled me in.

If mindlessly killing is your thing, you might enjoy it. But this is not a finished experience by any means.
Posted 16 January, 2020. Last edited 26 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record
SOMA is less of a horror game and more of a scary digital novel. That is not to say it is not really good at scaring you and pushing your moral buttons, but I think it's wrong to go into it expecting an overly terrifying experience; the lore, story, and philosophical discussions that it brings up are far more interesting.

Moments that truly terrify you are more caused by the incredible sound design, and really drive the "alone and confused" aesthetic home.

Overall, I will definitely remember SOMA for making me really think about what it means to be human, and to be alive.
Posted 16 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I could not stand to play the original Half-Life. The combat, graphics, dialogue, and most other aspects were too dated for me to enjoy.

Now, having finished it, I can say it is definitely a far more playable experience.

Black Mesa touches up almost everything about the original Half-Life, and creates a modern experience that I think still properly lays out the plot, in addition to taking some beautiful creative liberties. It was an absolutely incredible experience.
Posted 30 December, 2019.
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69.1 hrs on record (33.2 hrs at review time)
Mordhau brings skill to your usual hack-n-slash type of medieval game, along with gory graphics, a wide array of weapons, and a gameplay model that is not pay-to-win; any weapon is purchasable with currency that can be attained through 1-3 games.

With enough tutorial resources available to get you adapted to the environment of this game, it's a fun, fairly easy to pickup game to enjoy with friends.

Many months later, the game still receives a slow, but rewarding stream of updates that bring plenty of enjoyable content to the table.
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Devs are milking the game for money. It doesn't recieve good updates, and it's a huge grindfest. Do not recommend, unless you really want a F2P grinding shooter.
Posted 26 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
295.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
You can critique this game as much as you want; it is certainly not perfect. It's not a modern experience by any means as it comes up on its 12th anniversary.

But you cannot deny it is one of the most unique MMOFPS games ever made in terms of sheer gameplay scale. It maintains a respectable playerbase for its age and is still incredibly fun to play despite its shortcomings.
Posted 2 July, 2015. Last edited 11 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
73.6 hrs on record (70.0 hrs at review time)
Portal 2 is hands-down the absolute best video game I have ever played.
Every single aspect of this game is perfect, something I can't say about any other game, because they fall short in some category or another. Not this one.

The story, characters, gameplay, atmosphere, soundtrack, multiplayer aspect, lore, all culminate to form the most enjoyable experience I have ever had playing something. This game should be sent into space and preserved.

Please, play Portal 2.
Posted 24 March, 2015. Last edited 29 June, 2020.
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2,547.2 hrs on record (2,515.2 hrs at review time)
abandoned by its developers and unplayable.

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Posted 14 December, 2014. Last edited 8 June, 2024.
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