💥 Who are you?
My nickname is Samson, though some know me as "Zimič" or "Jorma," among others.
A.K.A. Semsun, Samsonino, Samsung, Some Sun… or just Fat People.

💥 Age & mental state
Not important. Age is just a number (and jail is just a room). At the time I began my route, the Škoda Felicia was still being produced.
According to my imaginary friends, mentally, I’m about 10.

💥 What language I can speak/type to you?
🗣 Czech
🗣 English
🗣 Finnish
🗣 German
And yeah, I can really speak them realtime, without any would-be translators.

💥 What games do you play?
I don’t spend as much time on Steam as I did in my younger days, but when I do: TF2 but,
I’m interested in WWII history and military tech, so my library reflects that:
CoD, Men of War, Day of Infamy, DoD, H&D, IL-2 Sturmovik '46… you get the idea.

💥 LoL 12k hours on TF2. Can you teach me something?
Hours ≠ skill. I play like s h i t e, so no.

And before you ask: "dUdE, bUt yOuR sTeAm hOuRs aRe hIdDeN!"
To which I say: Yes, because I don’t want my solid profile be tainted by visible hentai games I play! (ehh... WHAT?!)

💥 What are those s h i t t y-lowcost videos you record?
You just answered your own question.

💥 Why are you "tryharding"?
1st: I’m not a tryhard. I’m a 'Treehard'. No explanation given.
2nd: If you call it tryharding, I will absolutely make fun of you.
3rd: I play the game my way, I can kill whoever I want, and you can't do anything about it. (Except disconnect. 😊)

💥 What'd you do besides gaming?
📌 I collect vinyl records from the 80s (mostly thrash metal & pop).
📌 I'm a local collector of somehow-workin car wrecks (Who can boast of having seven rusty Felicias and other wrecks in front of their house?)
I’ll even buy your piece of junk! (ehm… as long as it’s a Favorit, Forman, or Felcedes).

Speaking of which – Favorit & Felicia are top-tier cars. If you disagree, educate yourself:
📺 Felcedes fan video
📺 Škoda official video

💥 Can I add you?
✅ If I’ve seen you before, I accept it. Otherwise, I ignore it.
❌ If you want to add me for a trading -> Block.
🚫 If you try to scam my acc. = Block, Report
If I accept your invite: Don't invite me to any silly groups, or I'll unfriend you.
❌ I don’t support pathetic, bottom-feeding Steam beggars. If you’re looking for free games, go find another sponsor.

Pro nechápavý:
❌ Nepřidávám si nikoho na "trejd"; svoje věci mám rád a nikomu je nehodlám dát. (teď jsem to zandal)
❌ Nepodporuji bídnou, podřadnou lůzu typu 'stým' žebrotiny. Takže pokud sháníš hry, zkus jiného sponzora.

💥 Can I play with you?
Of course…
No.

💥 I’m new to Steam, can you give me some free items?
I'M NOT A TRADER.
Mind your own bussiness.
I won't spend my money to support random poor people.

💥 Playing games with me is possible, as long as it’s not some dumb s h i t e

💥 Favorite music? (No one ever ask that)
I listen to a bit of everything, but mostly:
🎸 Megadeth / Anthrax / Arakain / Slayer / Dire Straits
🎤 Blondie / Kim Wilde / Heart / Ava Max / Haloo Helsinki! / Chisu
🎵 And sometimes, this .

💥 Favorite movie? Series?
🎬 Gran Torino (2008)
📺 Babylon Berlin (2017), Most! (2019), Čtvrtá hvězda (2014), Breaking Bad (2008), Czterej pancerni i pies (1966), Četnické humoresky (1997)

💥 Nice profile pic, where did you download it?
FOOL! It was made by a friend of mine .

And my favorite answer to most things? “Vymrdej.”