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81.1 hrs on record (61.3 hrs at review time)
Still one of the best co-op games I've ever played.
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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764.9 hrs on record (761.5 hrs at review time)
This company has a market cap of $74Billion+, has been making COD games games for 20+ years and has 13,000 employees. They still can't figure out how to make a game that doesn't crash every five minutes, doesn't require a 50Gb update every other day or even give 60 (forget 240 or even 120) FPS at even at the lowest settings. Meanwhile some lone developer from Ukraine and a budget of $100 has it all figured out. Make it make sense.

This game takes up 100GB just for just the launcher. But w'ere not done. You won't even be able to play anything after downloading the launcher. You will have to actually install more stuff through the launcher just to play anything.No matter which COD game you wanna play, you gotta go through this horrible launcher app which ALSO downloads resources for other COD games you DON'T intend to play.

But we're still NOT DONE. They'll slap you with a 'Update requires restart!'

Then when you FINALLY get to the lobby and boot up the match, they'll decided this is a great time to 'recompile shaders'. There's no way to do this manually or at a time of your choosing. And it will stop the recompile progress randomly. The fix? Restart the game or launch a map. None of which guarantee if you'll see the recompile go through.

It's obvious they've done all this so that people abandon MW3 and warzone so that pay Activision money for their latest cashgrab: BO6. Which is yet another pile of dirt I'd rather not get into. Here's one thing for certain: I will not EVER pay for a COD game with all these issues no matter how much they keep trying to shove it down my throat.
Posted 14 April, 2024. Last edited 5 December, 2024.
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5.4 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Play this to git gud.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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31.6 hrs on record
Not worth the full price but at a discount? A short worthwhile experience. The pace is pretty slow for most people but if you have the time, you will surely enjoy the first playthrough playing alone. It's simple but very different. But for subsequent plays, you will only play with multiplayer friends.
Posted 4 March, 2022.
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0.6 hrs on record
First thing first: you will need to be online to register and start the game for the fist time. There is no multiplayer so this is a very weird.

I bought this because I was told that this is where I should start if I want to get into the series.
Big mistake, because the extremely dated blocky visuals really bother me. And to top it off, it's turn based; not something I usually play.

Turns out, you can start pretty much anywhere you want. I probably go for a newer entry into the series since the stories are largely independent of each other.
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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35.2 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
relaxing
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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1.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Can't play online, always gets stuck on "Queue #1" regardless of how many people are on the server.
And it's poorly optimized. I mean how can this game look worse that minecraft and yet even CS:GO performs and looks better?
Posted 15 May, 2020.
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10.4 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
Just play it man if you have friends. If you don't have any friends (many of us don't) just find some random dude on steam to play with. You'll hardly survive a day or two, but it's only uphill from there!
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
55.1 hrs on record
It's a pretty good slasher game and honestly, there's very little to complain about.

There's an interesting storyline, great gameplay mechanics and plenty to explore.

The audio and visuals are very pleasing and there are hardly any bugs present.
A well optimized game indeed!

The only thing that bothered me was that it gets a little boring at times.
There are some repetitive elements in the form of hard to accomplish achievements, with little reward for plenty of work.

Overall, i'd give it a 9/10.
Posted 5 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Max: Hand over the phone or I'll make you lick my germ encrusted palms!

Rat: Yeah, yeah, I've licked worse!

Max: Like what?

Rat: You don't wanna know.


10/10 - Will lick germ encrusted hands again!
Posted 4 October, 2017. Last edited 4 October, 2017.
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