In this game I killed many soldiers, killed screaming ninjas, absorbed lightning, stabbed a snek, kicked Robertoooo off a bridge, killed some monkeys, died of fright, went to fish heaven, killed my dad (twice), killed a zombie samurai lord, and I'm pretty sure a lady sucked someone up her hoo-ha at the end. 10/10. Would Sekiro again.

As an Orc myself, it is shameful to see Orcs treated in this manner. This poor Orc only wanted to open a respectable massage parlor and help the community by kneading and pounding monster-ladies in their muscles at the end of a long day. It's not his fault if the massage makes them horny! These monster-women need to learn to control themselves. Alas, they do not, and this solo business owner is practically forced to have sex with them so they don't give him a one-star rating on Yelp. I can see the silent screams of anguish on his face as they ride his green member and I weep for monster-kind. By buying this you're only perpetuating the stereotype that all Orcs secretly want it.


(Plus the minigames aren't that great either.)