Recent reviews by saeng

I LOVE MY LAMBS

I CRUCIFIED THE DEMONS WITH A CROSS

what the ♥♥♥♥ happened in patch 1.1

OWARI DA!!!!!!!!!

mc is ♥♥♥♥♥ cracked tokyo ghoul genshin character

Better dad than Sebastian Castellanos (Evil Within)

got sandwiched by monsters and my friends died

my friends leave me to b alone with the ghostys n i wan 2 die

gay dancing game catfish high school simulator from veteran greatest online dancer (play at ur own risk) ps. i have no hours cause i use redbana launcher lol

✓ bad outdated hipster music and the most amazing kids bop rappers
✓ ♥♥♥♥ pics from brazillians/peruvians sent to ur snapchat (the whole game will prob see at one pt)
✓ egirls who have dated half the community and will sleep on mic with u, then send lewds (norm in this dancing world)
✓ catfishing boys and girls (u will probably meet someone who got catfished)
✓ lifelong friendships (prob won't happen cause this game is gonna die soon but this has been said for 3 yrs)
✓ ur online girlfriend cheating on u in real life with online men (some girls do this on this game its crazy)
✓ prejudice cause u don't have cash clothing but it doesn't matter cause everyone dress like ♥♥♥♥ with cash anyways

now into the real gameplay details that will blow ur mind, more perfs means more sexy style!!!! more sexy style means more egirls will be impressed and u will be known by everyone!!!

NORMAL MODE
-u just press spacebar after u press arrows (u prob aren't even on rhythm cause these spacebar ctrl pressing skills do not translate into any other rhythm game and the songs aren't even on beat so u can be a pro even if u r an idiot)

-they try to make this mode harder by putting reverse keys to throw u off but that doesn't matter if u have big brain

-u r going to break ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard playing this mode (ur mom gonna wake up and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of u cause u slammed ur keys)

BEAT RUSH
-if u r good at pressing arrows starting at the four cardinal directions u can prob become professional dancer but for some reason 90% of ppl can't do this

BEAT UP
-yea honestly u can just play another rhythm game like osumania 9k, the ui for this mode is god awful it will blow ur mind like ♥♥♥♥ which idiot designed this and why do ppl play this still

GUITAR MODE
-u hold down zxcv or m,./ then strum with shift, somehow hidden spark mechanic which is retarded just play an mmo if u want mechanics ♥♥♥♥♥♥ developers

CLUB MODE
-prob best mode to pick up e-girl just make sure she has cash clothes or else she's probably underage and u gonna go to jail

FAM BATTLE
-assert ur dominance with other guilds (families in this game) where the greatest rivalry will take place and drama will ensue because the opposing family will think u r hacking (personally came back to play for 1 day and x20 just to b called hacker)

ONE TWO PARTY
-personally have played this mode high with my head on my desk and it was a fun time, prob the only fun mode but anything is fun when u r high