I like to jack off into an old shampoo bottle every time I shower. The same bottle, one that has a fairly long lid, I forget the exact brand, every time. Once it gets about 1/3rd full, I take a nice hot shower, let the bottle get real warm, then lay on my back, put my ass in the air, put the top of the bottle into my butthole, and squeeze my ♥♥♥ into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I then like to get up and feel it trickle out of me. I'll wear a diaper and go about my day feeling my ♥♥♥ trickle out of my butt for hours. It's ecstasy.

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This one time I got stuck on the roof. My dad threw baseballs at me until I fell off. 27 stiches. Not from the fall, but from the baseballs.

IT WOULD SEEM YOUR COMPREHENSION IS LACKING AS WELL.. ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU TRUE, ABSOLUTE DESPAIR. A TOTAL AND COMPLETE LOSS OF HOPE, WITH UNQUESTIONABLE DEFEAT AT MY HANDS!

THE POWER OF THE GULF IS INFINITE, SUCH AS YOUR INABILITY TO COMPREHEND DEFEAT!

PELICOR CANNOT HOLD HIS WATERS MUCH LONGER... HOLD FAST, MY GOOD MEN!