Latching his lips around Hanzo’s nipple, Genji flicked the stiffened swollen nub with his tongue experimentally and heard Hanzo catch his breath. Of course he would be sensitive there, even more so now than before, and reeling from the intimate knowledge, Genji began to suck in earnest. Steady trickles of milk splashed into his mouth, and he drank deeply, feeling the warmth spread through his cybernetically enhanced body, that felt almost as comforting as the obvious trust Hanzo was placing in him this evening. Thirsty for more, Genji used his other hand to fondle the breast, massaging the taut, lush flesh under his palm until Hanzo began to sigh and shudder. He sensed his brother’s fingers resting on the back of his skull, an encouraging touch, and he thought he could die happy like this, face buried in those spectacular breasts.

The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Gabagool

wo'ah, earf, birming'am, fish n' chips... long ago, the fou' nations live togedah in ah'mony. then ev'ryfing changed when the IRA attacked.... only the avatah, mastah of all fou' elements could stop 'em but when the queen needed 'im most, 'e vanished. 100 yea's passed and me bruv and i found the new avatah. a fish n' chips bendah named aang. although 'is chipbendin' skills ah great, 'e still 'as a lo' to lea'n 'fore 'e's ready to save anyone m8.

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