If OliBomby has a million fans, then I am one of them. If OliBomby has ten fans, then I am one of them. If OliBomby has only one fan then that is me. If OliBomby has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against OliBomby, then I am against the world.

Kangaroo gym life:
Kangaroo checking himself out in the mirror:
"Leg day? Mate, every day is leg day." 🦵💪

Kangaroo therapist:
Therapist: "So, what brings you in today?"
Kangaroo: "I just feel like... people only care about my legs and my pouch. No one asks how I’m hopping." 😔

Kangaroo reality show:
Host: "Today, on Real Hoppers of the Outback, Kangaroo Dave is throwing hands with yet another tourist for no reason."
Kangaroo Dave: "They came too close to my pouch, mate. No one invades my pouch space." 🦘💥

Kangaroo at a fast-food joint:
Cashier: "For here or to go?"
Kangaroo: "To go, but put it in my pouch. I got a whole mobile fridge situation going on here." 🥡🦘

Why did the kangaroo break up with its partner?
Because they couldn’t hop to the same beat. 💔

Kangaroo logic:
"Why walk when you can hop? Why hop when you can hop while throwing punches? Why not just punch everything and ask questions later?" 🦘🥊

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we share the same personality by both treating people like tools and never considering anyone as a friend, only caring about winning in the end, but we also do the EXACT same actions, not figuratively, but absolutely literally exactly the same actions, i rigged my exams to have lower scores, because i don't want to stand out, and that's the same thing he did, when ayanokoji said "i've failed to have friends" i said the exact same thing in the start of my highschool, i also immediately identified the groups that formed naturally in the start of the semester, which is also the same thing he did in episode 1, someone also called the school to expel me, which is the same thing that happened to him as well. not only that, but i also have a harem of cute girls, i have a black haired girl that treats me like absolute garbage (but she actual

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for them to remove all the bugged scores and stop future ones from happening was to just unrank the map until its star rating was able to be properly recalculated. They did punish some users as mentioned for abusing and spreading knowledge of the bug to others, but within a few hours their userpages and accounts were restored and everything was back to normal. And with that ended the chaotic few hours where the pp system was broken for a single map. After that fiasco Zan’ei was qualified a week later and then once again added to the ranked section with its difficulty values finally fixed. There's been only two incidents similar to this one that I could find since then but they're not nearly as large, long lasting, or well known. In the aftermath jokes were made and discussions were had, but the event would largely be forgotten apart from those who experienced it themselves. The Zan’ei Incident has become just another footnote in osu!'s long, rich history.