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If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

The real reason you can't invade belgium is because it doesn't exist. belgium is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that the dutch moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ empires.

Belgium does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your stupid friends? They’re all stupid and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Belgium, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to romania, or in some cases, parts of Ukraine, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real South Netherlanders.

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