>My joke is so subtle...
>All the city slickers don't get it
>No one buys the f_ck... No one wants to buy the suck - they think we only sell feed and seed
>They see me from thread to thread, posting images of the shop's name
>And as they did better at it - they memed me more and more
>I am a victim of my own sold shop...
>Sneed... I don't even get called my name... Only the shop's sign
>I am capable of selling so much more and no one gets it
>Some days my Soil's pH is so high i could plant a gummy bear... But i don't, because what would be the point? Not a single person on the entire farm would care...
>...Take it to your german car.

jesse pinkman hospital speech

I hate you with every fiber of my being, every molecular structure in my physical mass screeches in a union of pure malice in your existence. Every iota of quantum string that allows me to be made real is weaved in a trembling mass of organic flesh that curses your name, damns your existence, and seeks to unmake you, your works, your ambitions. I was made manifest because your wickedness, to correct this egregious oversight that has allowed you to come into being. You will forever be haunted, scorned, for now and all time, and as long as I draw breath, you will never have a singular moment of comfort or success.

Wow

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