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⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇
⠡⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡟
⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠲⣦⠞⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠂⠉⣴⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⠀⢀⡤⠞⠛⠋⠉⣩⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⠀⡠⠞⠁⠀⠀⣀⣴⣾⠟⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡠⠒⠉⠁⠀⠀⣊⣀⣤⣴⠿⠛⠋⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠊⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠳⢦⣄⡀⠀⠠⢴⣅
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣉⡻⢦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠉⠀⠀⠀⠻⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠦⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢀⣴⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⣤⡿ *poop*
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠶⠖⠋⠀⠈⠻⢶⣤⣤⣤⠞⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡿⠗⠀⠠⠄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢶⣶⡄
⢀⣶⣦⣸⠀⢼⣟⡇⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠘⡿⠃
⠀⢿⣿⣿⣄⠒⠀⠠⢶⡂⢫⣿⢇⢀⠃⠀
⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣀⣀⣂⡠⠊⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡟⠿⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠉⠉⢹⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⡿⠟⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿
⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿
⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹
⣿⣿⣦⡤⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⣿⣿⣿⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸
⣿⣿⣿⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣫⣭⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠩⢿⠯⣓⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣀⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠦⠄⣰⡒⠶⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣭⣤⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣁⣀⡉⠁⠤⠄⠒⠛⠛⢋⣉⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡀⢲⣶⣶⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠸⠿⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⡿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹
⠀⠀⢀⡤⠞⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢠⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣆⠀⠀
⠀⡏⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⡆⠀
⢸⠁⠀⣸⣟⣹⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣋⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀
⡼⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀
⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⠀
⠀⠈⠳⢦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠴⠿⣄⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠒⡶⠒⠒⠒⠒⠚⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣀⣀⣄⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀⠀⡇⡏⠀⠈⡄⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⢹⣹⣄⣠⣇⣀⣸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠧⠤⠃⠈⠢⠤⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀
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This User Loves You ♡
Me asf: Hmmmm hawk tuah is a beginner move… I need somdthing more ADVANCED
E-girl: They don’t call me denpagirl for no reason
Me: N-NANDATO… THIS TECHNIQUE… IS THAT THE ONE WINGED… HAWK?!
*umineko music starts playing*
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿
⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈
⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄
2. say your mom's name five times
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other profiles
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR
You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone.
You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.
>Oh, you actually thought you were stronger than me? I'm not even trying.
>Oh yeah? Then you can take THIS!
>That would have worked if not for THIS ability.
>Oh no...I'm...I'm...oh wait I was hiding THIS ability that counters that.
>ARGH I've been defeated....IF NOT FOR THIS ABILITY I DIDN'T MENTION BEFORE.
>No...you've trumped me.....or you would have if hadn't lied about my ability since it can also do THIS.
>Gah, I admit defeat....AFTER THIS LAST ABILITY DOESN'T WORK.
>Heh. Right behind you, my opponent. You have lost.
WHUAAAAAAAA, SEEEEEEEEX !!!
Ore wa, SEX wo surun ja ne ! Ore ga, ore jishin ga, shin no SEX ni narun ja ! SEEEEX!!
Yamero ! Takeshi omae, kore ijou wa, tairyoku ga motanai !
ia, ore wa SEX ni naru ! Zettai ni SEX ni narun da ! SEEEEEX ! SEEEEEEX!!!
Yamero ! Shinjimau to Takeshi ! Omee, inochi akite mo? , tsugi tara SEX ga? dekirun darou ga !
Uruse ! Ore wa, shin datte, SEX wo surun da ! WHUOOOOOO, SEEEEEX !!!
IM MISTER SUS
IM MISTER VENT CROSSER
IM MISTER AMONGUS
FRIENDS CALL ME SUS MISER
WHATEVER I TOUCH
STARTS TO DIE IN MY CLUTCH
IM TOO SUS