Starting off I do in fact love Helltaker its a excellent game with very few Minuscule problems in fact id say this game is one of my top 10 games i have ever played (i swear its not just for the girls), I haven't EVER! played a game before that made me rip my keycaps off my keyboard and to also have made me attempt to eat my keyboard (i swear i'm not retarded.... well not to much anyways), i have played the base game back in September i recall getting extremely mad and annoyed that at the near end with judgement i almost gave up but instead because of my childish nature and my stubbornish personality I COULDN'T GIVE UP, so after an hour break I PUSHED ON back better then ever and going full in concentration so i become what is known as a pro gamer, im shmoving escaping any traps or trickery judgement uses and then i see the light at the end of the tunnel and BOOM, i finally done it I BEAT THE WOMEN (not physically/mentality of course, i'm r/niceguy) after that i vaguely remember being in helltakers house with all the demon womens and angel that i have won over with my charm and good looks, after i talk with them all i check my front door, i open it to see a women holding up a badge ITS A FBI AGENT???!!! how come shes here, after i "fixed" that issue i deceived to do the "super secret mission" and did the cheat codes up down up up left right and boom a portal opens and without thinking i JUMP right in and all i can see with my two eyes is just void-less space, i seem to believe that i'm in the abyss and then i saw them BEELZEBUB, the wicked beelzebub was their ugly and foul as my senses recall, but then suddenly BOOM beelzebub turned into a WOMEN!!!!???? i couldn't possible understand how that happened but i straight away knew i wanted her in my harem so after using my speech 100 i had made her fallen high over heels for me and now she makes me pancakes. Yummy

Now i shall talk about the 1 Year anniversary of helltaker update, This new update was sudden i didn't hear or know that vanripper was making a new chapter i was confused but excited i wondered what it was going to be like if it was going to be a lot easier than the base game or the opposite my mind wondered thinking of the possibility but before i knew it THE NEW UPDATE HAD COME!!!! on the 11th of may 2021 the exact day last year that helltaker was released, straight away i logged on with HASTE and opened helltaker to play it straight away i couldn't wait i haven't been this excited since cyberpunk but we know what happened with that....... when the game loads i go straight to chapter selection and see a new red one at the end i spam left arrow and smash the enter key and then boom i load into the new update, to sum it up basically the new update is set in the distance future after helltaker and you are a test subject for the demons whom their is a new girl called The LORE MASTER, shes now one of my favorite girls in these game. even though shes implied to be a fallen version of the curious angel from the base game. the first few puzzles are quite straight forward so far but then my negative iq brain got stuck on phase 6 and OH BOY that took me WAYYYYYY longer than it should have, but after a quick 5 minute break, my brain was ready to go and boom it took no more then 5 minutes and i cracked the code and i completed it and was going onto what i now know was the final boss, so the first part of the final boss known of examtaker, i flew through it like a breeze it was quite easy to say the least, the second part wasn't extremely hard i died once or twice i recall but that was all. It wasn't until the third and final part of the boss was when everything took a turn for the worst THIS PART ALONE WAS HARDER THEN THE FULL HELLTAKER BASE GAME. i unfortunately thought the update was going to be easier then the base game oh how wrong i was, i cant even recall how much times i died in that part alone it was just suffering and as the kids say nowadays just pure agony!. so instead of taking a break, i continuous played dying and dying again almost rage quiting every time but remembering that i needed to create a video on this and to suffer and give up would feel like a waste and even though i was in absolute agony I NEEDED TO FINISH THIS, after a long hour alone on this part I started to realize a pattern and started following it and dying every time i made a misstep and making my muscle memory better and better every time until i could do it perfectly without fail i had done it cleared majority of the third part now i had to face an even harder section of this part their were instance super fast missiles dropping on me while always at the exact same time their were beams of light which would instantly vaporize me, in this game i would have to make millisecond decisions or id be dead, i take a chance and use my gut feeling and then suddenly it i realized i wasn't dead after dying sooo much due to those barrages of attacks i have surprised but their was no time to reflect as a new attack was being used by the final boss it was a canon straight out of his chest it was going to be a huge beam of light which unless i act fast id be at square one again so i SPAM LEFT ARROW and get their just in time before the canon shot the this huge beam of light which would have turned me to mere ash but it wasn't over yet while the beam still shot, more mini beams of light were shooting from what seemed like turrets and i had to dodge troughs on top of being half blinded by the huge beam i would only have less than a millisecond of time before id perish, i stayed in a section of the arena mostly the top right which i had learned off the most and then the huge beam of light started to fade just after the turrets stopped shooting and then i look and see the huge final boss had no energy left he was out of "juice" i run super quick almost like the flash and sonic and BEAT THE ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THESE BOSS i had enough i needed to let out this rage inside of me after those exhausting near 3 hours of just playing the new update which the final part of the boss was around 1.30 hours of that. i felt great that i had overcome something so hard and i felt empty at first but then it sank in i had beaten the new update and i felt great, after all this suffering and agony i had completed this amazing game and can say wholeheartedly i have completed helltaker and the complete and for the kids TAKE THIS LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, thank for read and now sub to my YouTube channel ryanndlc