Recent reviews by Dr Ninja Turtle

Pretty fun flying ship battles.

Got that high fidelity John Cusack score.

Too many dumb options.
I don't care about the specific toppings my burger joint offers.
All I want to do is pick up angry people and drown them.

Tie balloons to enemies and force them to work for you. Chose a sidekick from either a horse, a robot, almost naked chick, or Balto.
Upload custom mp3s to your gold plated attack chopper to rain hell from above while you run around sleep darting everyone you see.

This is a pretty great game to play with your friends every once in awhile. Some of the missions were quite challenging.
The DLC that was coming out every few months was kinda annoying but I figured hey whats a few bucks here and there for a pretty good game.
Now? Microtransactions. Pretty much the same system as CS:GO and TF2 with keys and boxes.
That is not what this game needs.