Not a real gamer

For sapience is a cruel task I set upon myself, the journey of life is my frugal path that is littered in tribulation and sexual frustration...but what of the climactic escapade that is daring? Do we acclimate to the tense atmosphere that is the precarious position we put ourselves in...strange thoughts I have, as I masturbate in this gas station bathroom. Nevertheless, death is inevitable and I have erectile dysfunction. Or it's the greenish-brown tampon that is dangling by the string out of the white, beer-stained trash recepticle that always happens to be in the awkward crook of the bathroom, where the toilet and tank have a small gap between the side wall...you know the place that you know is just a pee magnet. Like that chick who dated R. Kelly.

When I get the chance, and am drunk of course, remind me to do one of my famous drunken rants on your comment section. It's a rite of passage these days. Like pre-marital sex, pre-marital abortion, registering to vote, buying your own toilet paper, or death.

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Do I now? Well, I will be getting a good one. I believe I wi- You know, you will see when I get it. Also, if you were paying attention to what I was doing earlier, you would know what it was.