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Hi Stanky leg enthsiast,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
"Keep on clopping."

I AM WINNIE MANDELA. I am the second wife of Nelson Mandela the former south African president
I am in posession of 45 million dollars
I need to transfer it out of the country because of my husband Nelson Mandela's Health Condition
If also, have good business ideas on any lucrative investment I will make you my investments manager.
One Love
Winnie Mandela

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