White Folk Leave a Msg Black Folk Leave Town LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Zad39QXL4&index=3&list=RDcgps85scy1g&frags=wn&ab_channel=innefitterosa

Carl's Answering Machine: "This is Carl. Leave a message, or a.. leave me alone. Either way, I don't care." (I say the exact same thing on my voicemail

HomeALone 2 Lawl Scene ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwlUQEo4Vc0

"Okay have a crappy weekend! Hope your house burns down.:Carl Brutananadilewski

My Fav MasterShake-Zula Quotes..
It must be obvious day on camp stupid
You don't need teeth,Teeth are for gay people..

No I didn't pay no bills! I pay you no mind!

You know what game you like to play, "Anal Blazer" cuz you like to play it all the time? Want me to tell you how to play? Level one is a stop with loooooonly truckers. Level two is at a public restroom.

"dracula called. he said hes coming for you tonight and i said ok"

"your pouring them down your throat!"
"how did you know i love baked goods?!"

Beware! I'll tell you where to be!

"And that's why you fall down the stairs all the time!"
"You're like the Atomic Bomb, everyone's laughin having a good time then you come along and BOOM everyone's dead!"
"What I say is very baffling!"
You make our house bleed right now!

i dont know probably something you did to anger god

smoke it? what are you smokin? i'm not slow cookin jack were flash frying this babie

that was never proven in the wood court

i'm done with this redbook, i was done with it the moment i got

i listen to the sand

highlander was a documentary and it was in real time.

"i shall not walk so that a child may live.... thats what it does!"

"I got a curse for you too....its called tommorrow morning, your ass is outta here"
The Best Of Carl Brutananadilewski:From Aqua Teen Hunger Force..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3b0RBwkIrA

Seinfeld Love This Show !..

H.E. PennyPacker

-INDUSTRIALIST

-PHILANTHROPIST

-BICYCLIST

Quotes
"I can't help but notice that you're trying to leave right now. Any chance you were gonna clean the Shake stew outta my pool?"
"I don't care what you do behind closed doors, but once you start putting mummies in the yard, it's my business."
"612 Wharf Avenue! I know where that is! It's a warehouse, next to Melonshakers...the...the gentlemen's club."
"What're you doing trick or treating, Meatman? It's frickin' May."
"I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!"
"I look at my life every day, and I pop a boner."
"Meat-man... ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws."
"Hey! Get your meat ass out here and have fun with me."
"No! The breakfast nook! With the whole Tuscan theme!"
"I'll tell you something, Shake. Your mouth is writing checks that your cup can't cash!"
"What's gotten into you, cup? You put fertilizer on your balls last night?"
"There's a broad. HEY! Yeah, you, dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let's start with fifty wings, extra hot, and keep the ranch comin'. Hahaha. You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here."

"Yeah! Tonight!"
"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!"
"Okay have a crappy weekend! Hope your house burns down."
"♥♥♥♥♥, come on!"
"What happened to my freakin' car?!"
"Get out of my friggin pool!"
"Friendship ain't about trust. Friendship's about nunchucks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HAcUzm8tec

(Karl Pilkington The Man With a Head the Shape of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Orange ! love this man too funny ) (if you have not watched or seen him click this link you don't know what you are missing lmao )


My Lame Twitch Account atm lol is : 99mastershake_mooninite69 give me a follow :P