I'd lick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you ever wiped

hey man i heard you just made diamond in league of legends, i was wondering if you would help a noob/rookie like me. Ive been playing for a measly 10 years and cant seem to climb the ranks. Any tips and tricks for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me? Thanks man

Hey so I don't really appreciate that comment you left on my profile so if you could please delete it and transfer me 100k gil for the inconvenience that would be great

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and I asked, "Why?" The angel said, "Angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one of them is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this th 14 friends, including me. If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you...not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care

easily second best smash player in the apartment

1v1 me in smash bros and see what happens loser