Hello players, look at my hands, now back to you, now back to my hands, back to you. Sadly, you're not dodging the Sunstrike, but if you were looking at which way I point my hands, you could. Look down, back up. What's that ? It's the Sunstrike, blazing you like a beacon of knowledge across a black sea of ignorance. What's in front of me ? Back to you. It's a deafening blast, pushing you backwards. Look again. The deafening blast is now a meteor. Anything is possible if you look at my hands.
I'm on a cyclone.
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Patience from Zhou, waiting in the wake, Na'Vi is about to be caught. OH there's the Sleep, the Surge, he catches everyone, Oh this could be a total disaster... Vacuum in! Ravage on everyone! The Black Hole as well, LighTofHeaveN turns it around. Ravage as well, stolen by Dendi. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? They turned it around, 4 heroes dead, 5 heroes dead for iG. ChuaN's trying to survive, ChuaN's gonna go down. Puppey talked about the Naga counter, its LighTofHeaveN, with his BKB, they turned it around. I dont even know how they gonna do it, standing ovation from the crowd.

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I'm the most dedicated player I know. I take pubs just as seriously as if it was finals at TI. I never give up. Playing against megas? I keep playing. Down 40 kills? I keep playing. Half of your team afk in base? I keep playing. Why? Because I'm Morphling.
This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played correctly you literally can't lose with this hero. You may be thinking that if you played any hero correctly then you can't lose either but that's simply not true. Morphling is unique with this characteristic.
I go safelane. I farm. The offlaner tries to contest but I have too much agility. I trade hits with my 100 damage right clicks. I back off. He tries to regen but my right clicks are too strong. He's got no health and consumables. I've won the lane, like always. I am Morphling. Nothing matters more than farm. I control the lane. I'm farming so close to my tower that I'm impossible to gank. I can not die. I will never die.
16 minutes. Dragon Lance, Boots of Travel, Linkens Sphere. I've already won. Nothing can stop me now but myself. I am fearless. I push out lanes. I take towers. I force rotations. I replicate my ward dispenser whenever I can for an easy escape. I am Morphling. Thousands of calculations going on in my head. I keep track of glyph, five individual teleport scroll cooldowns, how much each enemy is farming and when they will have specific items, relative position of both couriers etc. I can not lose now. Ethereal Blade, Manta Style, Skadi, Hurricane Pike. I've not finished farming.
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Morphling picker, no skill" The flame only fuels me. "wow, nice work morph you took rax" I don't need your praise peasant. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Morphling. The rest of the my 'team' is irrelevant. They only get in the way of my goal. The enemy ancient.
Moonshard, Boots of Travel 2. I buy the wards, the gems are on me. I take the throne. I've won the game. 900GPM. Pathetic, I could do better. I'm not trying hard enough. I've failed.
"Match found". I pick Morphling. I am Morphling.