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Tucks you in
Smooches your forehead
Scares away your sleep paralysis demon
Reads you a bedtime story
Performs aromatherapy
Summons another demon
Sings you a lullaby
Turns on the white noise machine
Turns on the brown noise machine
Turns on the pink noise machine
“You appreciate it, look at it, want it, know it’s gonna be good. You know what’s gonna happen way before it ever does.”
I slowly roll the Oreo in my hands, placing it on a pedestal for all to see.
“You run your fingers over the surface, enjoying its feel, touching it, learning its perfections, you lean into it, rubbing your lips over it, savoring it, inhaling its fragrance.”
I bring the cookie to my nose smelling its sweetness.
“You gently run your hands and tongue over it, looking for entry.”
I traced my tongue over the edge of the cookie’s crevice, stopping when it dipped in slightly at the smallest imperfection, I smiled.
“When you get it ready, you ease it open, slowly, wanting to keep it intact.”
Slowly I twisted the cookie, feeling it give under my touch.
🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠘⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃
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Post this Steeve on the walls of all your fellow miners ...
if you get back 1 you are rock solid ...
if you get back 5 karl would be proud ...
⠀⠀⡀⡚⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣇
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⠀⢸⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣭⡅⣾⣿⣿⡟⢿⢿⡝⢿⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿
⠀⣨⠅⢿⣿⡅⣊⡉⢙⣛⣛⣻⡅⣇⠈⠋⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⡀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⣿⣿
⠰⡏⣾⡜⣿⣧⢻⡇⠙⠛⣛⢩⣤⠻⠦⠴⠿⠷⠴⠷⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏
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⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠘⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃
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Post this Steeve on the walls of all your fellow miners ...
if you get back 1 you are rock solid ...
if you get back 5 karl would be proud ...
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⠀⢰⠇⣿⣷⣬⣛⠿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿
⠀⢸⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣭⡅⣾⣿⣿⡟⢿⢿⡝⢿⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿
⠀⣨⠅⢿⣿⡅⣊⡉⢙⣛⣛⣻⡅⣇⠈⠋⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⡀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⣿⣿
⠰⡏⣾⡜⣿⣧⢻⡇⠙⠛⣛⢩⣤⠻⠦⠴⠿⠷⠴⠷⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏
⠀⠁⠈⢿⠘⣿⡆⢇⠀⠀⠀⠋⠸⠃⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠘⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃
Post this Steeve on the walls of all your fellow miners ...
if you get back 1 you are rock solid ...
if you get back 5 karl would be proud ...
⠀⠀⡀⡚⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣇
⠀⢰⠇⣿⣷⣬⣛⠿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿
⠀⢸⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣭⡅⣾⣿⣿⡟⢿⢿⡝⢿⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿
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⠀⠁⠈⢿⠘⣿⡆⢇⠀⠀⠀⠋⠸⠃⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠘⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃
Post this Steeve on the walls of all your fellow miners ...
if you get back 1 you are rock solid ...
if you get back 5 karl would be proud ...
When I was done the barista (now 19F) apologized and everyone clapped, but my step uncle's best friend (43.98M) said I was TA for ordering milkies for my coffee. AITA?
I told you I'd change, even when I knew I never could
I know that I can’t find nobody else as good as you
I need you to stay, need you to stay, hey (Oh)
I do the same thing I told you that I never would
I told you I'd change, even when I knew I never could
I know that I can’t find nobody else as good as you
I need you to stay, need you to stay, hey (Oh)
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.