Human Twilight sucks.

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Guns? Absence of religion? Lack of self esteem? Poor parenting? The entertainment industry? Who's to blame for Twilight's dirty warnings? Numerous professionals (and not-so-professionals) have speculated and mulled, publicly and privately, over what has caused Twilight to destroy our moral fiber. What follows is the story of how it can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in its implementation.

It has been revealed that Twilight plans to exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless. First reaction yields that it wallows in its basest behavior. A little more thought leads to the more accurate conclusion that Twilight pompously claims that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them, because Twilight's ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them.

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