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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 46.9 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Nov, 2020 @ 12:26pm
Updated: 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???😳1?/1😱//1😳/1111!!!! Wait, you don't know what it is from?😳😳😳Let 👆give you a brief r/history. 📚📚📚👨‍🚀If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun😔 👉👈, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!!!!!!11 Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right😳😳????? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big 🧠 1000000000000 iq moves in their videos..... YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ඞ ඞ ඞ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!??!?!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot🤪🤪🤪📚📚📚... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE😜😜😜😜😜😜**??!?!?** such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!!11!💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑😜😜😜💰💰 It can also mean gay 😳😳😳😳
I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

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