"Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal … A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where … Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans will set it off."

- Otto Von Bismarck, Congress of Berlin (1878)

We acknowledge that we are meeting on the traditional Country of the Kaurna people of the Adelaide Plains and pay respect to Elders past and present. We recognise and respect their cultural heritage, beliefs and relationship with the land. We acknowledge that they are of continuing importance to the Kaurna people living today, and we also extend that respect to other Aboriginal Language Groups and other First Nations.

If you're in the Kennedy district next federal election, be sure vote for me, Bob Katter, and we will destroy the urban elite! Rural Queensland will rise again!

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

+rep nice guy!

Hi, this is your Reptile Pope, just here to say that you owe the Reptilian Papacy approx 15,000 USD (13,400 EUR) as tribute to your overlords. Please report to your local Post Office with the appropriate payment, and send it to Basilica di San Lizardo as soon as possible. Failure to pay will result in your immediate arrest and sacrifice to the Nibiru God, Chkcakltu.