disclaimer #1 No Knife fo' G.I.
disclaimer #2 Triggered by the following description: 3 nasty hackers, CIS baiting AWPer, CIS baiting AWPer, 2 CIS premades(baiter and awper with his weak friend)

First of all, read the rules of being my friend:
1. You must be online at least 24h a day every day;
2. If you are offline for more than 1 day - unfriend;
3. If you don't play CS:GO 25h a day - unfriend and block forever;
4. Your CS:GO rank must be at least Global Leet, FaceIt 11 lvl or ESEA Rank SuS;
5. Once a busta - always a busta;
6. If your friends or god forbid you have played dota at least 1 time - block.


Grinding pubg crates and selling them for 3 cents got me 100+ games for the full price;

Busyworked steam-cards 3 days non-stop fairplay;

After some company started to mess with me, my crates and my money i lost all my patience, i've become something more, something raging;

The other day one dude told me to sell stuff solo, And you know something? i can. Just watch;

Black salami holy prophet;

Best Vietnamese and USMC's radioman;

Best ARVN's Gordon Ramsay;

A passive steam community user;

CEO of ALMIGHTY SUS;

CEO crates bloodywаnker;

President of the Blue Oyster MC;

Know all location of concrete bushes on Kek Pepega island, all routes to go around them;

Counterattacked a submarine missile griefer so much he turned on his god mode and took mk2;

Professional kok seller;

Makes players quit KF2 server with his almighty mic skills;

Favorite KF2 perk "firebug-survivalist", loves to rage big zeds then runs to teammates and asks for help;

Pro-user of PD2 mods:
a semipro user of carry stacker mod;
a part of development team of a stacker mod version 2 for BLT-2;

A graduatee of the great Zeus school of IGLing, Seized 15 mins class;

Life is complicated: i flashed people, baited people, sold people, maybe pubg will be different;

Best support cs player - throws nades, carries and plants the C4, usually has more assists than kills and less kills than enemy's team and still finishes on 1st or 2nd place on the scoreboard;