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153.2 hrs on record
A great idea, poorly executed. Maybe in a couple of years they'll have it developed into a full-fledged game.
Posted 13 December, 2021.
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4.3 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In the sprit of Mrs Jonathan Frisby and Martin the Warrior, embark on a quest that looks to become an instant classic. With well-executed stealth gameplay, terrifying villans, and an adorably rendered protagonist, this was a hell of a lot more than I expected from a $20 early access game. I can't recommend this one enough.

Note that I recieved no compensation for this review, but I'm open to the concept.
Posted 23 August, 2016.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ this game. They absolutely *refuse* to tell you how anything works in-game; you have to pore over the wiki to do literally anything. I'm done.
Posted 20 August, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
Poorly translated, with little to no coherent instruction on how to get past the tutorial area.
First quest is broken and unexplained.
Posted 8 August, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This is utterly horrible.
0/5 stars.
Posted 13 April, 2014. Last edited 6 June, 2016.
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24.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
On a 4 year old computer (which runs Borderlands 2 and L4Dead 1&2 just fine (albeit at lower graphics settings), I am getting a consistent, game-breaking, rage-inducing 3 or 4 frames per second. This is even on servers with a ping of twenty to twenty-five.
I hope the dev team fixes the bloated graphics, but until then, this game is broken for me.
Perhaps I'll come back to it after tax rebate season.
Posted 14 January, 2014.
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14.0 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Quite a fun little puzzler; the different characters all have their special abaility (which of course works with the environment and such), and switching between the three actives feels like a fresh technique. Definitely grab an Xbox controller for this one, though.
Posted 21 March, 2013.
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