He exists.

he's a youtuber

he lets me ride his pet moose +1

Me and this person have known each other since primary school, we were really close friends until they started hanging out with the wrong crowd. They told me to only call them by the name 'Kyle' but when I tried to tell them Kyle was a mans name they'd just scoff before putting their fingers on their head like an L (which they couldn't do because they lost both their thumbs growing up in Vietnam.) They started failing all their classes because they spent all their time doing sick skateboard tricks at the park, like, these things were beyond gnarly (is that how you say it?) They never went to high school because they pursued a career in skateboarding, their last video they uploaded was of them kickflipping over a shark but the camera kinda cuts out and I don't know what happens. They were a pretty cool person at one point but now they're just too rad, and too focused on skateboarding so don't add them.