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Did you know that Cacodemons have buttholes?

The chicken man won't stop calling my number.

If you got an hour to spare, definitely give this game a shot.
This game lets you experience New York City from the perspective of a sober and mentally stable person.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, how I tried to kill everyone with a hammer that I came in contact with. Just like real life.

Uncanny and realistic depiction of what life is like in Poland

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, The output damage on almost all weapons is so inconsistent that I might as well not have any ammo in the first place. The feeling you get when you fire a shotgun or a super variant of it is as disappointing as my first
wife that looked like a horse and smelled even worse than one.

Also this game seems to have a mind of it's own and it always without fail actively rearranges its source code whenever I play to make sure I have the worst experience possible.

Wouldn't recommend, possible Witchcraft at work. Play QuakeWorld or Quake 1 Remastered Multiplayer instead of this.

This is the only game that let's you properly roleplay as the Florida Man

If this is your favorite game of all time chances are that you're on a offender registry.

Co-operation in this game is vital for your survival.

Which is exactly why I love screaming as loud as I can into the 2009 quality voice chat and having the knowledge that my teammates aren't able to decipher my tongue of ancient Mongolians.

Bonus points for screaming every time you get pounded by a special infected.

I wish I could add in all of my hours from a cracked copy.

Counter-Strike is like the same nasty hooker that you've been visiting for 20 years.

You understand how she works, you've seen her assets multiple times despite that you keep coming back for more and she can always surprise you with a brand new piercing or a new type of STD at her disposal.

All I'm trying to say is that you should probably wear a condom before playing this game unless you wanna play Russian Roulette with yourself right after every single competitive game. (Or just don't play comp at all and stay happy forever lol)