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1.4 hrs last two weeks / 479.1 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46am

Early Access Review
Let's just get one thing out of the way first. I hate cleaning. I hate anything resembling housework. Hate it. Avoid it at all costs (much to my own detriment)... So when I saw friends playing this game I thought, "Why? WHY? Why would you want to clean things IN A GAME?" Games are for blowing stuff up or making stuff or ... well, anything BUT cleaning.

But their enthusiasm drew me in and on a whim I bought the game.

AND NOW I CANNOT STOP CLEANING THINGS. I mean, my housework? It still isn't getting done, but I'll be damned if I let any more mud sully the walls of my skate park, or my RV, or my Penny-Farthing...

It is INTENSELY satisfying.

The only thing I hate - and I mean LOATHE - about the game is that each item/object you clean dings as complete once you reach a certain percentage. No. NO. LET ME FINISH CLEANING THE THING. I STILL HAD DIRT LEFT TO CLEAN!!

But yeah... buy the game. Clean all the things. Become addicted to the brrrrrrrrrrsssshhhhhhhh..
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