nowhere in humpty dumpty does it say anything about him being an egg, or egg-type creature. Think about it. Go through the whole rhyme in your head. It doesn't say anything about him being an egg. It's more just the story of a man with an awkward name falling to his death. And all the king's horses and all the king's men were weird and were like "Ah, put him back together!" I think children's book authors kinda processed this, and went like, "hmm. Come to think of it, it really is just the macabre tale of a kingdom of horses attempting to reassemble a dead man. Just make him an egg! Coo coo kachoo! Now it's just a different type of terrifying!" If it weren't for the fact that you were raised being told this story, i don't think you'd go over all that well. Y'know? The same thing with "hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle" or uh, uhh, "jack and jill sustain head injuries" or "THE BIBLE"

I’m am and highly skilled rank 3 Dead by Daylight (DbD) player. If you have played with me, you will know I am highly skilled and maybe one day you can achieve my greatness at this game Dead by Daylight (DbD).


As a professional at this game, Dead by Daylight (DbD), I only play it and nothing else, to make sure my skill level is at its best at all times.


If I am killer and facecamped you it is because of one of the following reasons:


You used flashlight in a toxic way (Blinded me)

You pallet stunned me when I picked up a survivor

You tea bagged against me

You cleansed my Devour Hope totem

You finished gen in front of me before I could grab you (RUDE!)

You hook dived and your teammate got away because of Borrowed Time (BT)

You rushed gen too fast ("gen rushing")

You are using Object of Obsession (OoO), a very troll perk


As a survivor, I WILL make sure you lose with my high skill if you:


Use Noone Escapes Death (NOED)

Stay within the hook more than ten seconds (I COUNT!!)

Camp a generator

Try to 3-gen the Survivors (survs)

Play the Spirit

Play Wraith and uncloak while chasing

Hook someone in the basement as Leatherface

Use Iridescent Hatchets as the Huntress

You play Ghostface and don't get revealed when I am looking at you (Hacker!!)

Find me when I am hiding even when I use Iron Will

If you go back to hook after someone is rescued (G-O F-O-R G-E-N-S NOOB)


If you stick to these very simple rules of conduct in Dead by Daylight (DbD), everyone will have much more fun and maybe one day you can become as skilled as me.