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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:44am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 1:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:30am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:09am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 1:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:16am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:16am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:33pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 4:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:49am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:35am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 1:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:10am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:29am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:17am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:22pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:40pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 1:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:45am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 3:59am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:33am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:40am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:08pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:06pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:33am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:34am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:45am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:49am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:17am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:30am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:22pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:56am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:28am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:20am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:51pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:21pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:35am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:06am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:26pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:59am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:43am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:59am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:00am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:19pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:05am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:52am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:56pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:05am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:34pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:20am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:01am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:05am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
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