I sexually Identify as a Witch. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Rokkenjima dropping hot stakes on disgusting Ushiromiyas. People say to me that a person being a witch is Impossible and I can't prove I exist but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a wart, blonde hair and stakes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Beatrice” and respect my right to torture Battler from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a witchaphobe and need to check your non-magical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hey, have you ever had a grown man spread your cheeks?

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Holliku looks like that. Very bad because I want to crush dogs crossing animals. I can not anymore. There is a big erection every time I go to the town hall. I saw that, literally, every publication of rule 34 is online. My dream is constant ♥♥♥ with Isabel. I'm sick of boxers with six nuts to wake up every morning, and I know they should be arrested by Isabelle's tight cats and dogs. I hope she gives birth to my baby / human mutant dog.
♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother caught me with my neighbor's dog. I put it on my sister's skirt and went to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ city. She did not say a word to me in 10 hours, and I'm worried she might be trying to film my 3DS. I may never see Isabel again.

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My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.