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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:28am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:56am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:56am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:56am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:56am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:57am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:57am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:57am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:57am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:57am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:57am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:30am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:30am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:30am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:29am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:25pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:25pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:01am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:32am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:32am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:01am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:32am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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