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GAMING FROM A DANK VHS WITH TIME TRAVELLING ABILITIES DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA.
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Purveyor of SCIENCE, ERGONOMICS and #RETROWAVE. Travelled Here After Discovering a Time Travelling VHS Near McMurdo Station in ANTARCTICA Some Time In 1987; Through a Purple Hazy Retrowave Future I Travelled to Get to You TODAY. Exuding SCIENCE and ERGONOMICS on the DAILY. Welcome to the DANKEST PORTAL So Far Described By Our Methods. Non-Toxic, Chill Player & Loves Efficient and Useful Team Communication Too! Here to Have Fun and Won’t Hesitate to Call You Out If You’re Being Toxic (AKA Complaining After First Round Loss and/or Completely Shutting People Down for Doing Call-Outs) I'll CERTIFY YOU AS NON-DANK.

You Cannot TRANSCEND INTO AUTO-TRACKING GLORY IF YOU'RE NOT DANK.

Always Remember There is Another HUMAN BEING on the Other End of Chat. Don’t be Hateful.


BLESSED BE THE PAN.
BLESSED BE THE SAWED-OFF


ONE LOVE!!

Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams!


HERES SOME FUN FACTS!
---STATIC, SMALL CROSSHAIRS ARE YOUR FRIEND IN CS:GO.---
~~~K/D DOESN’T MATTER IN CS:GO. ONLY TEAM WINS.~~~
~~~PEOPLE BUY AUTOS, LEARN TO COUNTER. HINT: IT IS THROUGH TEAM WORK.
~~~EVERYONE CAN TEACH YOU SOMETHING~~~
---BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL BURNS 150 CALORIES AN HOUR---
---BANANAS ARE CURVED BECAUSE THEY GROW TOWARDS THE SUN
---'GIT GUUD SCRUB' WAS FIRST SAID BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN---
---THE TITANIC WAS THE FIRST SHIP TO USE THE S.O.S. SIGNAl (lol rip)
---THE PAN IN PUBG IS LIFE. CULT OF PAN THE PROPHECY IS TRUE---
---CALLOUTS ARE GOOD FOR YOU---
---CATFISH ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT NATURALLY HAVE AN ODD NUMBER OF WHISKERS----
----A SMALL CHILD COULD SWIM THROUGH THE VEINS OF A BLUE WHALE----
---IF SOMEONE BUYS AN AUTO LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT; I BET THEYLL HAVE IT FOR ONE ROUND....BIG DEAL!---
---THERE'S NO NEED TO BE TOXIC OR MEAN, LET'S ALL CHILL; STOP WITH YOUR BS
---BE HELPFUL TO NEW PLAYERS--
---DON'T BE A CREEP TO OTHERS; LISTEN TO HOW YOU SOUND, BE MINDFUL.---



Don't Be a TOOL.

Know What You're Talking About Before Arguing, Be Respectful and You'll Get Respect Back.

Everyone Can Teach You Something, Remember This!

and Finally,

“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence of withheld permissions twists all of our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win (and it can) then i’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”
— The Mad Tart Toter

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