readd me on the cord, i had the bipolar episode. pls ignore that. do the needful sir.

When I see a slutty girl, I start imagining her having sex with other people and not me. The only think I fantasize about with girls like that is them looking down on me and making me worship their feet.

I fantasize a lot about having a slutty but kind roommate.

>"Hey anon, I'm going to the club, can I get a lift? It's not like you're doing anything anyway"
>"Hey! Don't look at my cleavage, I didn't wear this for you. You can look at my feet I guess.
>You want to masturbate to them? Gross... but I don't mind, it won't take long with your premature ejaculation anyway!"
>"It's cute how you still can't look me in the eyes without getting nervous even though we've been living together for so long"
>"Haha! Done already!? Alright, clean yourself up and drop me off at the club!"
>...
>"Thanks for the lift anon, don't wait up for me, I probably won't b

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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

Twinkle twinkle little star
You're a ♥♥♥ who goes to gay bars

Everyone is a cuck except for me. I'm a real cool internet guy.

my hands are made for using tools, beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and shooting guns, son.

not touching girls who may or may not have cuties hehe

You do realise that the surgeons can snip them ears up with scissors, and make art of it on his face, right? Take tattoo artists as an example, just look at how fantastic their tattoos are. If that is possible, surely this would be possible, do you not agree?
>Source?
Former detective.

uh oh you friccin moron you just got ZAPPED!!! tag ten LGBT friends to to have Mike Pence totally ZAP them

*puts paw on your shoulder*

Uhh...excuse me you can't do that. She's in heat

this guy is

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook ♥♥♥♥ that was perviously in cans. you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke dude, and im dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ families poverty dinner on these forums ever the ♥♥♥ again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey it's Aus from tf2g
Just want to say that you are still tagged as "gay burd man"
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Baseball players are fast turning into a classless bunch.

For years they've been highly overpaid, underworked primadonnas; but the devolution is accelerating.

From flaunting their wealth with huge gold chains on the field and flashy cars outside the park, to showing their utter disdain for the rules by using PEDs, to showing their disdain for the fans by flipping them off and showing a complete lack of respect and reverence for the game of baseball by mistreating and reviling umpires, these @$$holes are showing us their true colors.

I do not go to major league baseball games, do not contribute money to the team's coffers by ticket purchases, licensed merchandise or any other way (except of course when I make my monthly cable payment because the teams all get revenue from TV).

This is just another example why.

Nowadays, major league ball players ar

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my max squat is 325, and I've torn my meniscus and MCL playing college football, and had to get surgery on both, so my legs are lacking. I know girls mire most places I go, I've litterally been at a party just talking to my friends and girls just comes up and pulls me to the side a starts making out with me. This has happened twice, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ both of them probably only saying 20 words to them. A girl literally pulled over once and asked me if I needed a ride. I said "yea" hopped in, and after about 5 mins of talking she asked me if I wanted to come over to her place, and I ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her. Trust me, girls mire everywhere I go. So yeah, I guess you could say I lift.

I sure do some purified

So yeah guys im sick of being harrassed online by virgin boys when im gaming...

Yes im a female
Yes im a gamer girl
Yes i workout
Yes im a personal trainer
Yes im a forklift operator

SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT?

no i wont date you, i only date fit white men with a good education like doctors, dentist, lawyers or business owners with a good profit

Girls like me dont waste time on a workingclass nobody

Sorry ;*

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♥♥♥♥ I JUST GOT OWNED

what's with the mass raffling comrade? tired of dress up simuator 2007?

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DEMOCRRRRRRACY MANIFEST

hb bb raddy ;)

hb bb

avatar source ? pls respond

gay anime avatar, his lost the plot again.

There's nothing wrong with being gay

but if i die, bury me inside the louis store

i'm still alive btw

Added to give the bbq pack.

pootis tootis

You're still the coolest guy around, i miss talking to you ;_;

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Your profile hurts me on an emotional level.

Bully enabler.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

b0ss

-rep chooses to study for uni finals over videogames.


Avoid at all costs.

sleeps not nough

b0ss pls i have cancer

Confirmed for a non-weeb.

yeah yeah, thanks.... 'n goood bLESS