farted on your mousepad lol

this so much this

Just the other day, Valve released the update, which included the Wee Booties change, their most game-changing update. I think their undisputed masterpiece was the Loch nerf, a change so needed, most people didn't even notice some of the other changes. But they should, because it's not about the pleasures of a single nerf, and the importance of things being changed, it's also a personal statement about Valve itself.

You are an insane demoman player

🎄

I'm deeply sorry about what happened on the bridge. I was laughing because of the absurdity of the situation, much like laughing at a burning orphanage, or someone's pain after stepping on a lego or smashing their shin upon a coffee table. I believe the Germans call it Schadenfreude.

I would like to take the time to apologize again for the 2nd part, which might be the worst, which is the length of my entertainment of you plummeting to your death. I, from the bottom of my heart, deeply apologize for laughing for an entire 1 minute and 45 seconds straight. While you imply that I had done this on purpose, you are incorrect in this implication. It was mere happenstance.

I promise that next time I am in your world, I will provide support and tanking, maybe even some healing. I hope you reconsider and summon me again.