Senaste recensioner av Roger Mortis

$20 is a bit much for its length, but certainly not for content and satisfacttion.

That's my sales pitch as a gigolo, it's just coincidentally a spot on review of the game as well.

DLC is always a hot button issue, so many games released with their content cut short and sold later for more money. It's a scam that every gamer has been complaining about for years, them extorting us for our hard earned cash for content that should have been in the original game.

Then comes Bethesda, offering a moderately priced, aesthetics-inspired DLC that has no bearing on the outcome of the original game's canon. It expands the options of gameplay within the world, offers more options to add personal touches to your settlements, and makes for a simple delight fans of the game can enjoy if they so choose.

Godd***ed right you're going to hear about how big a rip off it is, there'll be hell to pay. WHERE'S THE CONTENT BETHESDA!?!?!?

Cretins.

Day 267

Seriously, f**k ice fishing.

10/10

Jumped down from ledge, misjudged height, f***ing floor killed me.

Remember the game Crossbows & Catapults? Anyone?

Well I do...and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I want to find my best friend from 2nd grade and play Besiege with him, this is what we always wanted it to be.

HD jiggle, worth the price of admission.

Played this 5 years ago, it was amazing. 5 year break changed nothing, still amazing.

Punch a bush, build a crossbow.

10/10

You will give your life over to this game for all the right reasons.

Play Borderlands 2
There is no game above it
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