got cut cause he got called a crab lol puss and puts ♥♥♥♥ on your mum if shhes dead great man

touched my child, will be seeking legal aid

"Arr, shiver me timbers, me hearty! Word be goin' around the seven seas that Subii, the scurvy dog of a gamer, once played an entire game with a banana fer a controller. Blimey, ye'd have to be a swashbucklin' genius to pull off such a stunt! Me crew and I be wonderin' what other kinds of fruit Subii might be able to use as a controller, perhaps a pineapple or a mango? Either way, we'll be keepin' an eye out for the next legend of the high seas to come from Subii's gaming prowess. Avast ye, Subii, ye be the one true captain of the gaming ship!"

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lmao shame @shi shing ping