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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 10:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:45am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:20am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 1:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:56am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:09pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 3:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 12:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:32am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:43am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:47pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:41am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:35am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 6:47am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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