Recent reviews by Pyro

tl;dr Buy this game.

I was a fencesitter for a while but I went and bought it today. My expectations have been exceeded.
Who knew how fun it was to slice boxes to music?

Pros:
- Cheaper than a gym membership
- Enough arm movement to get you ripped pretty quickly
- You'll feel like a badass when you do a song on Expert mode (I know I do)
- It looks great, plays great, and sounds great

Cons:
- My palms are sweaty
- Knees weak
- Arms spaghetti (from all the swiping around)
- Headset also sweaty
- Maybe I should open the window

I really wish I could recommend this, but I can't.

Pros:
- Multiplayer escape room in VR is a nice concept
- It's fun to describe weird shapes to friends
- I actually want to know what happens at the end

Cons:
- Very unstable, and crashes frequently (every time I've got to the water part the Librarian crashes)
- Other non-gamebreaking but irritating bugs like the Librarian not having a radio in ther hand while the Explorer does
- Controls are a bit clunky (grabbing stuff and letting go quickly does as you would expect, holding grab for longer than about half a second glues the item to your hand until you press the grab button again)

When at least the gamebreaking bugs are fixed, I'll reconsider my stance.

If there's one thing I've learned after playing this game, it's this:

The Devil sucks at programming.

I never played the original games, just this. I have to say these things:

Pros:
- Fun with friends (I never played on my own but I assume it would be fun too)
- I like cutting up zombies with the wakazashi :3
- I also like loot. And money.
- You can throw stuff :D
- Glitches can be pretty fun.

Cons:
- Looks literally retarded to other players when you crouch while walking or jumping.
- Movement seems a bit clunky. Still playable though.
- Oh lord the graphics settings are glitchy as ♥♥♥♥. Won't go fullscreen without changing to and from another resolution first, contrast sometimes changes when changing resolution, and using DSR messes the aspect ratio up (requiring a game restart).

If I could ask the devs to change anything, it would be to get the options menu sorted out PROPERLY. I need my graphics settings to be actually FUNCTIONAL thank you.
Also, maybe fix that bug where thrown weapons vanish. I've spent 10 diamonds on 2 of those exploding tactical knives and lost both because of that same glitch.

Finally, another note to the devs:
I found a reproducible glitch. I'm not sure if this makes a difference, but I was Sian at the time.
1) Get that secret tactical knife that you make with 5 diamonds.
2) Known down a walker.
3) When it starts getting back up, throw the knife at it, killing it.
4) The zombie's textures will randomly change and a glowing riot helmet glass thing will appear.
Example of glitch here: https://youtu.be/PF2zJd5lrwQ?t=101

Buy the game. It will be the best decision of your life. I promise.

It's like Skyrim with skis.

A very powerful modelling and animation program. When you know how to use it, that is...

It's like Dota 2 but with less wizards and more Russians.

10/10

Can't see my beautiful cobalt gun because of all the grenade spam.

10/10 would bomb again.

Would be nice if it didn't crash every 30 seconds. Shame, I like pixel games.

For Developers:
I ran a debug on it. Seemed to be something illegal in dmsynth.dll. Whenever I die in the tutorial it crashes with an unhandled exception (maybe try a try-catch block for something?)
Running Win8.1 64bit.