Hey!
We're number one
Hey!
We're number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!

We're number one
Hey!
We're number one
Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?

We're number one
Hey!
We're number one
We're number one