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Hey Users of Reddit! I showed my penis to a police officer and now he has detained me and left me in the holding cells, AITA?

I see this beautiful Asian feminine police woman walking in the park with a group of search dogs. So I see her, and I am bewildered, her stunning looks, her feminine posture, yet masculine way of handling dogs. I decide, after years of abstaining from sex. I decided to introduce myself to the lovely young lady. I say “Hey cutie? Those aren’t the only puppies I want to see” (referring to her abnormally huge breasts, they looked like Meg-Chan’s from my favorite anime, Family Guy.) She looked shocked and awed, jaw dropped to the ground, and I felt like the man. I muttered to myself “I like where this is going” and pulled out my feminine 22mm penis, and she proceeded to mace me, and the dogs bit my genital area. I may be charged with public indecency and sexual harassment, but I don’t think I am in the wrong here. AITA?

♥♥♥ jaheem why are you talking about league i HATE league!

What the heck did you just fudging say about me, you little Yordle? I’ll have you know I readed the top of my class in the Bronze league, and I’ve been involved in numerous Twitch streams, and I have over 300 confirmed op.gg kills. I am trained in map awareness and I’m the top midlaner in the entire NA. You are nothing to me but another Tyler1. I will wipe you the heck out with skill that has never been seen before on this Rift, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over in game DMs? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting Riot HQ across the USA and you're being traced right now so you better prepare to forfeit your skins. I will wipe you out and humiliate you. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be on any account, anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over a million billion ways, and that’s just with Teemo’s mushroom. Not only am I trained in Katarina and Master Yi,

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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