Recent reviews by Sassy Juicebox

This game is nothing short of a captivating experience. The scenery is unique and beautiful and following the character development makes you feel like you were there. I never thought I could connect emotionally to characters in video games in quite this fashion.
Prepare for emotions to run high and eyes to water as characters and stories come together. But keep your wits about you! There are delicious plot twists to watch for and characters that you thought at the time were unimportant that make a surprising reappearance in a delightful storytelling way!
There is no one that I COULDN'T recommend this game to. An intertwining story of character, culture, time and differences coming together in an adventure so cleanly is nothing short of a miracle.

I really don't know what to say about this game. If you love condiment jars dressed in sexy leopard bikinis and love clicking your mouse rythemically against the cool smooth surface of mayo jars, then this is for you!

In all serious though, being a silly game, don't have expectations too high. Be prepared to potentially beat your mouse into submission and get finger cramps...if that can..happen..

the little tiny "stories" are in the achievements themselves, which is kinda cool and original.

This is probably the easiest and fastest game to get a perfect score.

So if you have a disturbing love for mayo in raunchy outfits, want to add finger day to your gym regime and love cats, dogs and poops falling all across the jar, then WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I know you're mayo cortex is quiverin'.

I'm usually easily bored with games quickly. But with this particular game, it's different. Its quirky humour is consistent through the whole game, still keeping it fresh and entertaining. The story is original and the game is easy to play without sacrificing good gameplay. Don't feel put off by the graphics. Because EVERYTHING else makes up for it.

ALthough not widely-known, this game heas heaps to do! Creating weapons and gear and improving with gems. The map is vast and the options endless. Different skill trees and ways to play. Weapons I haven't seen in any other game.! Great RPG! A must try, a personal favourite of mine.