At first, I thought, “How hard can jumping squares be?” Fast forward 10 hours later, I’m crying over a triangle that couldn’t make a simple jump.

Geometry Dash is not just a game. It’s a test of patience, reflexes, and whether you can resist throwing your mouse across the room. It’s also a musical masterpiece where each beat syncs perfectly with your failures.

Here’s my experience:

Pros:
✔️ The levels are more colorful than my childhood dreams.
✔️ Music so good, I dance for 3 seconds before hitting a spike.
✔️ Building your own levels? Oh sure, I’ll make something easier. Spoiler: I didn’t.
✔️ Finishing a level makes you feel like a god… or at least like you can finally breathe again.

Cons:
❌ That one spike. You know the one. The one that looks easy but always gets you.
❌ I’ve lost 95% of my sanity trying to get 100% on Stereo Madness.
❌ There’s no pause button for my suffering.

Final Verdict:
11/10, would rage again. Geometry Dash is the only game where I can lose 300 times in a row and still say, “One more try.” If you’ve ever wanted a game that’s frustrating, rewarding, and oddly therapeutic, this is it. Just… hide your mouse and keyboard before playing.

At first, I thought, “How hard can jumping squares be?” Fast forward 10 hours later, I’m crying over a triangle that couldn’t make a simple jump. Geometry Dash is not just a game. It’s a test of patience, reflexes, and whether you can resist throwing your mouse across the room. It’s also a musical masterpiece where each beat syncs perfectly with your failures. Here’s my experience: Pros: ✔️ The levels are more colorful than my childhood dreams. ✔️ Music so good, I dance for 3 seconds before hitting a spike. ✔️ Building your own levels? Oh sure, I’ll make something easier. Spoiler: I didn’t. ✔️ Finishing a level makes you feel like a god… or at least like you can finally breathe again. Cons: ❌ That one spike. You know the one. The one that looks easy but always gets you. ❌ I’ve lost 95% of my sanity trying to get 100% on Stereo Madness. ❌ There’s no pause button for my suffering. Final Verdict: 11/10, would rage again. Geometry Dash is the only game where I can lose 300 times in a row and still say, “One more try.” If you’ve ever wanted a game that’s frustrating, rewarding, and oddly therapeutic, this is it. Just… hide your mouse and keyboard before playing.