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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:34am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:59am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 12:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:31pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:54am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:55am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:00am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:45am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:56am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:15am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:37pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:41am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:15am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:59am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:24am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:33am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:19am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:36am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:25am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:06pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:37am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:05am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:57am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:53am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:11am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:56am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 11:21am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:23am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:22am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:56am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:00am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:54am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:59am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:15am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:15am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:15am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:08pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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