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classic, always a fantastic time

THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER

good

Roll ♥♥♥♥ up, the game

Brutal mario party.

Its good.

Best fallout.

Regardless of how much this game costs, it is not worth it. The game is incompetently made game and a waste of time. It markets itself as a parody of open-world games such as grand theft auto thinking that excuses it's abhorent quality.

If you take a step back, put the now almost non-existant performance issues to the side, and look at it, you will see a lot of witches and a ♥♥♥♥-tonne of restarts.

This game is definitely, without a doubt, game of the year material. The gameplay improves on the original in most ways, and the level design is more expanded than before, it has done almost everything right. It is a sequal worthy of the dishonored name.

EDIT: Just editing for the 2017 Steam Awards... got nothing to add...

I stepped out of the Red Light Loft after loading into the game. I then went to my garage and selected my beautiful blue and black Phoenix. After doing so, I checked my map, to see where the closest mission was. As I was doing so, a cop that was walking along jumped in my car and took off. In alarm, I went back to the garage and selected my Voxel. The chase was on. Weaving in and out of traffic to catch my car. Being a bit of a clumsy driver, I collected notoriety from the police, and cops were swarming me. Through this struggle, my Voxel blew up. I could just see my beloved Phoenix in the distance. I could not give up. I stole a civilian’s varsity and was back on the chase. Unfortunately, this truck is slower than my other cars, and with police still swarming me, I lost the chase. "No matter, I'll just spawn it in again," I thought. Upon returning to my loft's garage, I made the horrifying discovery that my beautiful, beloved Phoenix had been removed. As I started to grieve, I realised there was a way to fix this. I loaded the save before this crime was committed.

After doing so, I proceeded to check if my Phoenix was in my garage, it was. Full of relief, I selected it, and went to my map. Again, whilst doing so, a pedestrian came to my car. This time, I was prepared. As she swung my car door open, I swiftly ran over and beat her to a pulp. This, of course, attracted the police. I then proceeded to get in my car and drive away.

10/10 would play over and over again