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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:08am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:51pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:10am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:08am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:38pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:39am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:03am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 3:28am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:19am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:58am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:03am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:05am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 1:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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